8-inch chocolate penis that oozes fondant cream… Fresh mint fondant, Valencia orange fondant, Williams Pear liqueur fondant, Mozart chocolate liqueur fondant, Cointreau liqueur fondant and Irish coffee liqueur fondant.
Okay but is it possible to get the filling colored red? Because obviously the best use for these is to make a gif or video where you’re licking and sucking at one seductively, making bedroom eyes at the camera, and then you BITE THAT MOTHERFUCKER IN HALF AND SHRIEK YOUR VICTORY AS THE DELICIOUS BLOOD-FILLING DRIPS FROM YOUR VICIOUS MAW.
This site scares me so much.
Reblogging because that damn comment
I want both of them. Cream filled and “blood” filled.
FACTS ABOUT THINGS:
- TUMBLR WAS GETTING TOO EXPENSIVE. THEIR OPTIONS WERE TO EITHER SELL IT OR SHUT IT DOWN.
- YAHOO SAYS THEY’RE GOING TO LET IT RUN AS AN INDEPENDENT BUSINESS. IN THEORY, NOTHING WILL CHANGE EXCEPT FOR WHO’S LEGALLY OWNING IT.
- NOW EVERYONE CALM DOWN.
If yahoo buys Tumblr we should just act like total little shits and post as much porn as we can until they slowly walk away.
Damn it, why did they have to make this so hard?!
hmm… well, if I took the green bill I wouldn’t need the blue pill because I could turn into a bird or a fish and then all that’s left is teleporting, but I can go without that. I also wouldn’t need the red pill because I could become a gorilla or a cheetah and that would take care of super strength and super speed, and lizards regenerate… the only other interesting one is the yellow pill. I could be a highly paid psychic consultant for criminal trials! But then that’s all I could do. It says you can turn a person off, but can you turn your power off? I don’t want to hear everyone’s thoughts all the time.
I pick green.
I feel like a threat fr picking that. I have numerous people I’d happily put into a Coma.