take three daily, then ask

unicow-nak-nak:

hallowedhorrors:

skindeap:

8-inch chocolate penis that oozes fondant cream… Fresh mint fondant, Valencia orange fondant, Williams Pear liqueur fondant, Mozart chocolate liqueur fondant, Cointreau liqueur fondant and Irish coffee liqueur fondant.

United Indecent Pleasures

Okay but is it possible to get the filling colored red? Because obviously the best use for these is to make a gif or video where you’re licking and sucking at one seductively, making bedroom eyes at the camera, and then you BITE THAT MOTHERFUCKER IN HALF AND SHRIEK YOUR VICTORY AS THE DELICIOUS BLOOD-FILLING DRIPS FROM YOUR VICIOUS MAW.

This site scares me so much.

Reblogging because that damn comment

I want both of them. Cream filled and “blood” filled.

(Source: moshita)

skyrimconfessionss:

“Only recently have I decided to steal everything from Black Briar Manor and guess what I’ve found? The Black Sacrament Ritual. Evil bitch.”

http://skyrimconfessions.com

Image Credit: [x]

EXCUSE ME WHAT

kumashiro:

imaginescalemates:

If she’d only discarded her childish preoccup8tion with justice, we might have made a striking scourge. Had we inched 8lacker we’d have torn red miles across the land and sea.

Mindfang / Redglare / Photographer

no mindfang stop das gey

upperright

bottomleft

fuckme

(Source: thestarspangledcircusmonkey)

(Source: originalgrin)

dragonlordoferebor:

booksandcatslover:

geniusbillionairesassmaster:

I AM NO MAN

I AM NO MAN

MUSTERTHE HOHIRRIM

(Source: madamlegolas)

deadlyjohnson:

FACTS ABOUT THINGS:

TUMBLR WAS GETTING TOO EXPENSIVE. THEIR OPTIONS WERE TO EITHER SELL IT OR SHUT IT DOWN.

YAHOO SAYS THEY’RE GOING TO LET IT RUN AS AN INDEPENDENT BUSINESS. IN THEORY, NOTHING WILL CHANGE EXCEPT FOR WHO’S LEGALLY OWNING IT.

NOW EVERYONE CALM DOWN.

nemophilistv:

floral-prince:

IM GONNA HAVE NIGHTMARES ABOUT THIS TONIGHT

:|

I hope not.

(Source: apolloablaze)

guardian-of-adventure:

If yahoo buys Tumblr we should just act like total little shits and post as much porn as we can until they slowly walk away.

allidraws:

sure this has been done like a bajillion times already gomen

Bonus:

fishpoop:

mbulsht:

How To Quickly Stop a Crying A Baby

Cyril! I found some great parenting tips for when you have children.

I DON’T NORMALLY WATCH VIDEOS BUT HOLY SHIT IM DYING

bunnywith:

evildudepenguin:

stillaliveglados:

((Red))

Damn it, why did they have to make this so hard?!

hmm… well, if I took the green bill I wouldn’t need the blue pill because I could turn into a bird or a fish and then all that’s left is teleporting, but I can go without that. I also wouldn’t need the red pill because I could become a gorilla or a cheetah and that would take care of super strength and super speed, and lizards regenerate… the only other interesting one is the yellow pill. I could be a highly paid psychic consultant for criminal trials! But then that’s all I could do. It says you can turn a person off, but can you turn your power off? I don’t want to hear everyone’s thoughts all the time.

I pick green.

Yellow.

I feel like a threat fr picking that. I have numerous people I’d happily put into a Coma.

(Source: rematiration)

cardcaptorsolluxcaptor:

freakxwannaxbe:

cardcaptorsolluxcaptor:

I wanna fill this box with fellow homestucks. Reblog if you’re in the homestuck fandom.

Not sure how we’re all gonna fit in that box though, seems like a tight squeeze

No it’ll work. We can do it.

take three daily, then ask

Fine Folk

Call this an experiment. Reblog if you have OCs that you adore

Reblog this if you have Skype, and you’re willing to share it with the followers that ask for it.

If you’re staying on Tumblr, reblog this.

My friend said that the Lord of the Rings is a male based fandom. PROVE HIM WRONG AND REBLOG IF YOU’RE A GIRL AND A FAN OF LOTR!

whelp. tumblr was fun while it wasnt being owned by a douchey company. X_X commence total breakdown of the internal structure of tumblr…